Holy Crap! There's another one!

"Funktheduck" (funktheduck) 06/02/2016 at 16:15 • Filed to: Funk finds

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I thought it was the same car at first. I got excited. Then I noticed differences.

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S65 > Funktheduck 06/02/2016 at 16:19

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Gross

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > Funktheduck 06/02/2016 at 16:19

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YES. THE MALIBU.

yonse > Funktheduck 06/02/2016 at 16:20

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Those are bad enough on an Escalade, but on a Malibu it is just a cry for help.

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Funktheduck 06/02/2016 at 16:22

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I’d love to see the structural reinforcements (or lack thereof) to accommodate the considerable unsprung weight.

Ash78, voting early and often > yonse 06/02/2016 at 16:23

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It’s not called “help," it's called "Assistance Programs"

Ash78, voting early and often > Funktheduck 06/02/2016 at 16:23

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I was coming here to say "And where in Atlanta did you see this?" with some snark.

Rainbow > Funktheduck 06/02/2016 at 16:25

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I have to be honest, Atlanta has some of the most well-made donks in the world. I really want to know which shop(s) are doing this, because they’re obviously extremely talented.

Frenchlicker > Funktheduck 06/02/2016 at 16:26

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I'm kind of impressed and saddened anyone would put that much effort into that gen Malibu. What next, the Cruze?!

RT > Funktheduck 06/02/2016 at 16:36

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>relevant

Funktheduck > Frenchlicker 06/02/2016 at 16:42

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Probably exists. Just haven't seen it yet

Funktheduck > Rainbow 06/02/2016 at 16:43

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Yeah. Definitely not my style but they do things right.

Funktheduck > Ash78, voting early and often 06/02/2016 at 16:44

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Top pic is mine. Was on either 85 South or 285 on the east side of town.

AfromanGTO > Funktheduck 06/02/2016 at 16:48

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They are getting ready for orange crush and freakneck next year. lol

Funktheduck > Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever 06/02/2016 at 16:49

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I'm gonna go with little to none. But maybe the parts they use for the extra lift are stronger/reinforced.

Funktheduck > AfromanGTO 06/02/2016 at 16:50

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Are they bringing back freaknik? After all the drugs and violence I thought it was permanently banned

Ash78, voting early and often > Funktheduck 06/02/2016 at 17:00

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I didn't know it ever went away. I just knew you had to avoid Buckhead on certain weeks because you weren't going anywhere fast with all that booty shaking in your windshield. :D

Ash78, voting early and often > Funktheduck 06/02/2016 at 17:03

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Maybe it’s just because I’ve been in the South my whole life and there’s some regional pride, but I’ll take this all day long over any of that hellflush, stretch, tuck, and poke mess. This is like the Black American Dekotora.

Funktheduck > Ash78, voting early and often 06/02/2016 at 17:04

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Just looked it up. It’s been officially banned in Atlanta since 2010 but hasn’t been an issue since a few years before that.

Kinda like cars and coffee, people start acting like asshats and get it shut down for those having fun.

Between rapes, violence, drugs, and people shutting down the streets the cops intervened to the point everyone left to part elsewhere.

NJAnon > Funktheduck 06/02/2016 at 17:07

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uhhhh.....

Funktheduck > Ash78, voting early and often 06/02/2016 at 17:18

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Sadly, we’re being infested by stance as well now.

ceanderson920 > Funktheduck 06/02/2016 at 17:22

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I wonder how much we will be able to buy these for in about 5-10 years when the fad runs out. 1/2 of the price? 1/4 of the price? Also im sure they cant turn the front wheels without rubbing, or do they chop part of the fenders out to accommodate the massive wheels?

BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE > Ash78, voting early and often 06/02/2016 at 17:27

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Dude I’m from Memphis and see this crap all the time. Donk culture and hellaflush both need to die.

yitznewton > Funktheduck 06/02/2016 at 17:41

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Funktheduck > ceanderson920 06/02/2016 at 18:35

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You won't. They'll either be converted back or they'll be in a pull a part. Extreme suspension mods like that screws up all sorts of things or makes parts wear quicker.

Frenchlicker > Funktheduck 06/02/2016 at 19:04

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I guess the Cruze will be far enough downstream in a year or so.